Newprimal Reviews

I ordered a handful of snacks from newprimal.com, and for the most part everything showed up the way I expected. Shipping took about the amount of time I figured it would, and the box looked fine when it arrived, no dents or anything like that.

The only thing was that one item was different from what I’m sure I picked, so that was a little annoying. I ended up checking my order email just to make sure I wasn’t mixing it up. Overall, it was okay, but I’d say they could be a bit better with getting the order exactly right

I was disappointed because the stuff I actually came for was out of stock. I wish I’d known before making the trip, because I probably would have planned differently.

I tried a few of the jerky sticks they tasted good. I liked that they were paleo friendly, but when I looked closer, a couple flavors had ingredients I usually avoid for my diet. I also felt a little talked down to when I was trying to figure out what worked for me, which was frustrating. Overall they’re decent snacks, I just wish the filters and ingredient info were easier to sort through

I just could not get into the flavor. It tasted kind of weird to me and was way too salty.

I’ve been waiting around two weeks now and my order still hasn’t shown up. Annoying, honestly.

I tried this marinade i kept telling myself to be patient and maybe the flavor would get better, but it just didn’t. It was way too sweet for me and had this weird aftertaste I couldn’t get past. I really wanted to like it, but I couldn’t even finish what I made with it. Maybe it’s just not my taste, but I definitely won’t be buying it again.

I was hoping there’d be more to choose from, but the flavors got boring quickly. It kind of feels like they’re not really listening to people who want more variety.

I really wanted to like these, but the texture just wasn’t doing it for me. A few pieces were so tough and dry they felt like tiny snack jerky imposters, and chewing them was more of a chore than a treat. The flavor was fine, nothing terrible, but the whole overly chewy situation kind of ruined it. I don’t think I’d order them again.

The box showed up completely crushed, and it just felt frustrating because I was kind of stuck dealing with the mess. Not a great experience at all.

I really wanted to like this, but the sauce just didn’t do it for me. It was way too sweet, and there was this weird aftertaste that stuck around. I also felt like the flavor was trying to be a few different things at once, like the goalposts kept moving on what it was supposed to taste like. Not terrible, just not something I’d buy again.

I’m kind of torn because the food was decent, but the portion sizes were disappointing. For what I paid, I expected a lot more on the plate. It just felt like good quality, but not enough food to justify the price.

I’ve ordered twice now, and both boxes arrived when they were supposed to. i was a little unsure if the delivery would be reliable, but it ended up going smoothly. The only thing was one tracking update took longer than I expected, so I wasn’t totally sure what was happening for a bit. Still, the food showed up fine and I’d order again.

I really wanted to like it, but it was just way too spicy for me, and I couldn’t finish it.

I was feeling a bit impatient at the time because I wanted the refund sorted quickly, but the return process itself was simple. The refund took a little longer than I expected, but it did come through in the end, so overall it was fine.

I enjoyed the snacks overall, but the subscription side was a little more frustrating than I thought it would be. Shipping was usually fine, so no big issues there, but changing what was in my box wasn’t as straightforward as I expected. I had to click around a bit to figure it out. It’s not a bad service, I just wish managing the subscription was easier

I really wanted to like this jerky, but it was way too hard and chewy. I was expecting something a lot more tender, not something I had to struggle through with every bite. The flavor wasn’t bad, but the texture pretty much ruined the whole experience for me. I don’t think I’d order it again, and to be honest, I’d at least expect an apology for how disappointing it was.

I tried ordering from newprimal.com because a friend had mentioned their stuff to me, but the website was annoying to use. The pages loaded strangely, the menu took too much clicking around to figure out, and checkout didn’t feel smooth at all. After messing with it for a while, I just gave up and decided not to place the order.

I was a little torn on this one. I wanted to like it, and the order arrived fine, but the flavors just weren’t what I expected. Some of them tasted kind of odd to me, and I didn’t really find anything I’d want to have again. It might be someone else’s thing, but for me it was a miss and I probably wouldn’t order again.

I was hoping this would be better, but it wasn’t really what I expected. The ingredients felt kind of cheap, well, maybe not cheap exactly, but definitely lower quality than I’d hoped for.

Just a warning for anyone buying these thinking they’re a solid high-protein snack: check the label first. They taste fine, and I didn’t hate the flavor, but for meat snacks I expected way more protein per serving. For what I paid, it felt underwhelming.